From the Prince's memoirs:
We had fought valiantly but, in this part of the forest at least, our
cause was lost. Devastation was all that could be seen in the wake of
our foe, and despite our best efforts to halt its progression, evil
itself moved through those woods. Spurred by shadow and flame.
Our survivors were now too few for us to continue. The journey back
to Therennia Adar loomed. Though our hearts were heavy with sorrow for
what we had witnessed, I write this account as a testimony to the
courage of our Sea-Kindred, who fought in a distant land for a cause
that rests close to the hearts of all our kin. As we mourn what was
lost, may we ever kindle the fires of our righteous vengeance, and let
forth this cry unto the darkness: the elves stand with the trees.
***
Smack-Git was pretty sure that human kings didn't have to hide
amongst tall grass from insane Elf warriors. On the other hand, if they
ever did, they would doubtless be far less capable of remaining unseen
than Smack-Git was, such was his remarkable skill set.
It had been a good hour at least since the Elves had swarmed his
position, slicing through the goblin bowmen like twigs. Smack-Git had
fought valiantly, taking one out with his axe, before resolving to fire
arrows into them from a distance. He had even managed to hold them off
when they turned to charge him, until it became clear that they were
capable of ending his life. With the future of his Goblindom in danger,
Smack-Git had no choice but to escape.
Now, crouched in the grass, he could hear the sound of some kind of
hounds approaching. Had the Elves sent hunting dogs? Did they even use
those? He cautiously peeked through the grass. A group of Goblins riding
fleabags were heading towards his position. He immediately stood up and
began straightening his armour to restore some dignity.
As the fleabags drew near, he recognised Grotti at the head of the group. He addressed him as the group drew near.
"I see you have also managed to escape Grotti. Have the survivers
regrouped? We should feed one in ten to any Trolls which wondered off
during the fight, to remind them to keep fighting."
Grotti looked like he was about to respond but he let his King finish.
"I believe we have some more workers at the logging camp, we can
either make a stand there or take what timber we have and load them into
carts. We can begin a staggered retreat from the forest till-"
"My lord Smack-Git, King of the Goblins, Tamer of Trolls, Rider of
Chariots, Wrestler of Mawbeasts, Giant Speaker, Basilisk Breeder, Archer
Supreme and Wielder of the Golden axe of Ogre-Slicing."
Smack-Git closed his mouth. Grotti only bothered to speak half his
full titles, and even then only when he had something important to say.
"My King, the gits in your position distracted the enemy so that our
gits could take the enemy position. The elves are legging it. We won the
battle."
King Smack-Git stared in silence for nearly 10 seconds. Then he burst
into laughter such that one can only hear in the most destitute asylum.
The other scouts began to laugh in sympathy but Grotti just stared
straight ahead, a bored vacant expression overtaking his features.
"YES!" he yelled between fits of laughter, "I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"
Epilogue
The sun rose on a frosty morning at Tiriant
Dalath, its
light promising a warmth
it would not
deliver. The
ongoing restoration of
the island fortress could be still be seen, with wooden scaffolds
spanning great lengths of the stonework. Due
to the biting winds from the
north, activity
had waned
somewhat, and those elves who continued to labour did so while
bundled tightly in their cloaks. From
his window in
the topmost room
of the great tower, Ingemon looked out across the Infant
Sea.
A little
over a month had passed since
their ignoble return to the fortress, at which point Iólon had set
sail for Walldeep. Barring
any trouble, the mage should have arrived weeks ago. Truly, there was
yet no reason to worry,
thought Ingemon. Still, he
should have received some word from the capital by now.
“Yes…” he
muttered, “news does seem to have a habit of missing Tiriant
Dalath.” With every passing
day, his apprehension
grew.
“Did you say
something, my Lord?”
Ingemon turned to see one of the tower stewards,
who had been tending the fire. He had done his job well, as the
flames confidently beat back the ever-encroaching cold.
“Nothing
important… Calithilben?”
“Yes, my Lord.”
The steward smiled
appreciatively. Ingemon returned it lightly,
and gave a small nod, signalling
that he may go.
Calithilben collected his things, bowed, and left to continue his
rounds. Ingemon stepped away
from the room’s solitary window and towards the writing desk.
Compared with the tower’s
many other rooms, the study was small and humble. Its
prestige, as is
so often the case
in elven culture, was
granted purely by virtue of
its superior altitude.
Its rounded
walls formed a perfect circle, with a crescent-shaped desk occupying
the centre. The chair was
large and ostentatious,
on both counts at odds with the rest of the room.
The space was
further diminished by the
shelves Ingemon had had brought up for his own use, as those already
there were filled with the various effects of the previous resider
– the mage Iólon. Ingemon
glanced over these
shelves as he passed,
something he had done many
times before. Books
and scrolls jostled with unusual and intricate contraptions, jars
of mysterious liquids sat nestled among the various ingredients which
no doubt produced them, plants, fungi, fingers…
Ingemon
repressed a shudder. He had great respect for the secrets of the
mystic arts, but as far as he was concerned, the more secret they
were, the better. While he often caught himself gazing at some item
or another on Iólon’s shelves, nothing had been, nor would ever
be, disturbed.
He moved to the
desk and sat down in
the
ornate chair. He
absent-mindedly ran his hands along the delicately carved designs
that adorned the chair’s arms, an intriguing yet ultimately
formless meandering by the undoubtedly skilled artisan.
A map of the region lay
immediately before him, and to his left were the latest reports for
his consideration. The
majority related to administrative concerns at the fortress,
supplies, progress on the repairs, the watch rotation, and so on.
Ingemon began to pile
these to one side as he sifted through, finally coming to the one
that most interested him – the scouting
report. The lack of
news from the outside was maddening, and had stocked his temptation to
send his scouts out further afield. He
had resisted, however, and as such the report, coming from the
patrols on the coastline to the north, was the same as always –
nothing. No activity to report.
Feeling another
wave of disquiet approaching, Ingemon quickly marked the page to
indicate that he had
reviewed it, and grabbed the next report on the pile. It
looked like the lumber supplies were getting low, and they would have
to increase their projected purchases for the next few
months
if the reconstruction was not to suffer a
setback. However, with the
coming winter, the trade price will have increased and… as
Ingemon’s eyes wandered from the page, so too
did his mind wander
from the present. Gazing out
the window, the prince found himself remembering the long march back
from Galahir, and his parting with Iólon. Images of the burning
forest still haunted him, and the elves were like ghosts themselves
as they trudged back south. Somehow
Ingemon had maintained the strength to continue his journal of
events, noting that the battle for the plains appeared to have gone
particularly well, with orc, goblin, and rat-thing alike sent packing
by the combined might of the kingdoms of men – as
well as their ogre allies, of
course. When they reached
Tiriant Dalath Ingemon
had sent Iólon back to Therennia Adar
with the journal, to deliver the account directly to High
King Ariandaras’s council.
Ingemon, charged with defending the island fortress, would remain
there until his inevitable recall. The
dishonour of his defeat at Galahir had
sealed his fate, and it would be many years before they would grant
him another opportunity to prove himself.
Putting
the reports to one side, Ingemon opened one of the desk drawers and
collected a roll of parchment from within. Pieces
of broken wax
still clung to the page,
revealing fragments of the Sea Kindred’s military
seal.
While the fortress
had received no word from the higher ups in Walldeep, this missive
from Captain Sæwon had arrived one week after Ingemon’s return
from Galahir. The captain had
been visiting salamander ports to the east, organising trade and
making connections with that seafaring race, whose dominion of the
waves could be matched only by the Sea Kindred themselves. Sæwon
had since returned, but his initial report was so thorough that he
had had nothing to add. Unfolding
it before him, for what must
have been the hundredth time, Ingemon
began to read. While the
captain naturally gave
precedence to his diplomatic and trading mission, he had wisely
thought
to include a summary of the various news and rumours he had gleaned
regarding the wider war. To
the east, the undead fleet lay in ruins, and the abyssal dwarf
invasion had been halted. More astonishing than these victories, the
Green Lady’s alliance had not only held back the expansion of the
Abyss, but had sunk it, creating a new sea in the north. In
the face of these victories, Sæwon had discovered nothing concrete
regarding Galahir, and heard nothing at all about the Twilight
Glades. Neither boded well.
It
seemed the elves had paid a high price in this war.
The wind was
picking up, and caused the small window to rattle. As Ingemon
considered whether to close the inner shutters, the faint sound of a
horn briefly slipped between the window’s clattering. It was so
brief, in fact, that the prince was sure that he had imagined it. But
then the wind abated slightly, and there was no denying it. A
ship was approaching. Ingemon
moved to the window, and from his vantage point could clearly make
out the tell-tale shape of a Sea-Kindred vessel, coming in from the
west.
“Iólon!” he
thought, pleased that his old tutor had finally returned, and that
the silence from the capital would finally be broken. Although,
that also meant the time had come.
He would find out the
fate to which
the council had condemned him. With
an uncomfortable mix of eagerness and apprehension, Ingemon began to
descend the tower.
***
As port workers brought the sleek elven craft to
berth, Iólon assessed the work on the walls. Clearly, there had been
a slow down, but given recent events he was pleased that there was
any progress at all. The turbulence of the war had resulted not only
in a disruption of trade, but a drastic shift in the priorities of
the King’s council. The restoration of Tiriant Dalath, a
bold initiative among many from only a year ago, was now treated as
an indulgence of those originally tasked with its undertaking.
Normally, Iólon would consider such incoherence to be typical of the
council, but given the profound impact of the recent war, he supposed
they could be given a pass. So engrossed was the mage in his musings
that he failed to notice Ingemon walking up the pier to greet him. It
was only as he began to disembark that he spotted the prince waiting
for him. The controlled look on his face told Iólon that he feared
the worst, much as he might try to hide it. The mage smiled.
“My apologies for the long absence, Ingemon. I’m
glad to see you’re taking good care of my tower.”
This teased a smile from the prince, and they
clasped hands. “Of course. Although, what good is a tower really,
without a mage in the spire, looking down on the rest of us?”
“True. Our benevolent gaze is a gift to the
world.”
They laughed, and began to walk along the pier. “I
see the cold has come early to these lands. Winter’s touch should
be months away.”
Ingemon nodded absently. “Yes, the north winds
press on us with a vengeance. Or as if fleeing their homelands.”
It was clear the prince’s mind was not truly on
the weather. Iólon decided to cut to the chase.
“Galahir was saved, Ingemon.”
For a moment, it appeared that the prince could
not process this. Then surprise flooded his features.
“What? How?”
Iólon gave a shrug. “The details aren’t
clear, nor do they particularly matter. We have confirmation that
after we left, the Lady’s forces turned the tide and drove out the
goblins.”
Ingemon let out a short laugh, expressing a
mixture of stunned relief and joy. This was quickly followed by a
look of horror.
“But my journal… did you deliver my account to
the council?”
“It was the first thing I did. I only found out
myself after.”
“But… but I describe a defeat! I mourn the
loss of the Forest!” His voice had risen, and several heads turned
to look at them. He regained his composure. “They’ll think me a
fool.”
“Actually, your account was very well received
by the council.”
“What?”
“In light of the overall victory at Galahir, I
mean.” Ingemon was about to speak, but the mage held up his hand,
and carried on. “Your account describes the noble sacrifice of our
forces to save the Forest, and saved it was. That you believed
to have failed only added to its effect in the council’s view.”
“Its effect? It wasn’t poetry, it was a
report.”
“It was an account, Ingemon, you can hardly
claim to have presented unembellished facts. Come, I wish to see the
work on the walls more closely. Let’s walk along the battlements.”
The prince shrugged, and they climbed the steps.
They walked in silence for a moment, Ingemon lost in thought, Iólon
patiently awaiting the next question. When it came, it wasn’t what
he had expected.
“Why did you take so long to return?”
“A number of reasons. My testimony took a lot
longer than it should have – they wanted me to confirm everything
you had described. Then there was the publishing.”
“Publishing?”
“Of your account.” They stopped walking. “I’ll
be blunt, Ingemon. The council have turned you and your account into
something of a… propaganda tool. Your account has been widely
distributed among the capital’s citizenry. You’re famous.”
“Famous… for a defeat?”
Iólon shrugged. “The people love it. And as for
the other factors in my delay, well, I was forced to wait while your
reinforcements were prepared.” He gestured out to the ship. Ingemon
looked, and saw a contingent of extravagantly equipped soldiers in
the process of disembarking. With their two-handed blades and
resplendent armour, there was no mistaking a contingent of Palace
Guard.
The prince turned to Iólon, who could not help
but let out a laugh at his look of total astonishment. His every
expectation had been utterly overturned.
“Then I take it that I am not to be recalled and
demoted?”
Iólon placed a hand on Ingemon’s shoulder, and
gave him a look of amused condolence. “I’m afraid you’re stuck
out here for now, young Lord.”
Ingemon shook his head, overwhelmed. “Any other
news you’d like to give me? May as well hit me with it now.”
“Just one more thing.”
Iólon looked at him with seriousness, which
Ingemon returned.
“I’m going to need you to go ahead and get out
of my study.”
***
Smack-git wasn't there when Grotti opened the flap of his tent, but the other biggits and flagbearers were, most of whose names Grotti had never bothered to learn. None of the wizs were there, he noticed, as he found a spot in the circle to sit between a mean looking goblin wearing a black hood and a skinny wretch with an admittedly impressive nose.
“Any word from the King?” Whispered the skinny one. Grotti leered in response and the git looked away.
As Grotti expected, Smack-git let them stew a while before entering the tent, flanked by his two favourite wizs. He strutted into the middle of the circle and addressed his council.
“Well” he began, pausing for emphasis. “That didn't quite go to plan.”
He was answered by an anxious silence. The other goblins were clearly terrified but Grotti had been through all this before, and was mostly bored by the “King’s” theatrics. Mostly.
Since the first time they'd met, Grotti had only shown the bare minimum in subservience to the self proclaimed king. This seemed to frustrate Smackgit, but he had never directly acknowledged the issue. At first Grotti assumed that he would be gotten rid of for his poor brown nosing, but as time went on he found himself in Smackgits inner circle of trusted gits. Grotti could only surmise that by not directly challenging his authority, and yet having more of a spine then any of the other gits could muster, he'd broken the kings brain somehow. Even so, a dim part of him wondered if Smackgit’s mind might not snap back into place and turn Grotti into fleabag food.
“Now whose fault do we think that is?” Smack-git demanded of his coterie. Grotti remembered the living trees, fae creatures and stranger things which had overrun the logging camp and wondered idly how Smack-git was going to blame this on his followers.
“Those stinking elves!” exclaimed the hooded goblin and a few others took up his cry.
Smack-git held up his hand for silence.
“Who here saw a single elf at the camp?” For a moment the question had them stumped, until another goblin piped in with “Elves is tricksy!” and the crowd began murmuring in agreement.
Acknowledging the logic of this statement, Smack-git nodded sagely. “This much is true, but even so,” he paused again, “when the trolls and I were fighting to defend the camp” (when you were standing behind the trolls and yelling, Grotti thought) “which of my loyal gits were fighting at my side?”
The goblins sat in stunned silence. Grotti tried to consider what kind of moron would have actually stayed behind for such a lost cause when even Smack-git hadn't lasted much longer than his gits. Maybe something particularly stupid, like a dwarf or a dog, which to Grotti was basically one and the same.
“YOU ALL FLED! LIKE RATS!” The goblins around Grotti flinched and cowered in fear.
Smack-git collected himself. “Your cowardice will be made an example of.” He began pointing to the various gits and counting to himself. He skipped Grotti and pointed to the skinny one next to him. “You.”
The long nosed git started panicking as two rabble entered the tent and started dragging him out. His pleas for forgiveness were pointedly ignored, and soon his screams were replaced by the sounds of Fleabags fighting over his remains.
This ritual continued until about a third of the goblins in the tent were gone. Smack-git, finally satisfied, unceremoniously told everyone to get out and the various gits started squeezing out the flap, each trying to appear as unhurried as possible.
“Not you, Khan” called Smack-git as Grotti got to his feet. Once the tent was cleared, the younger of the two Wizes brought out a table and began spreading a map across its surface. The older Wiz sat cross legged on the floor,staring into space.
“Take a look.” Smack-git pointed at the map. Grotti peered down at the table. It depicted the north western area of Mantica, with a particular focus on the Ardovikian plain. A valley had been crudely circled. Smack-git pointed to it. “ Zomog’s visions have pointed us to this valley. It is here that I shall found my kingdom.”
Grotti scratched his stomach idly. “Isn't that orc territory?” Smack-git laughed, always an unpleasant sound. “The orcs have been broken by the armies of men and their ogre lackeys. This valley is ripe for conquest!”
Grotti nodded. It was clear that Smack-git was set on this plan. He had likely brought Grotti over to hear him agree out loud, which Smack-git expected everyone to do. Grotti decided to skip this tiresome ritual and instead addressed the sitting figure, “what kind of vision?”
Smack-git looked confused, but didn't say anything. Zomog remained utterly still, and Grotti began to wonder if he was aware that he'd been asked a question until finally, the wiz opened his mouth.
“An ancient kingdom, drowning in winter. A great thaw, a city in ruins. A land forgotten, awaiting a master.”
The younger wiz began cackling unnervingly. Zomog slowly rose to his feet and approached Smack-git.
“This will be your kingdom.”
Smack-git turned to face Grotti, a satisfied look on his face. Grotti nodded again, watching Zomog and wondering where the real power would lie in this kingdom.